March 2012
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my little sister...
dressed up as Harry Houdini for famous person day at school. gotta get that girl to teach me her cool.
Watchoh and watching these videos don’t help.
amen to having a friend with the voice of an...
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kindergarten convo #trillion & two
after running a good 15 seconds outside of the building to me, an exasperated 6 year old sincerely says, “man. i didn’t know i was faster than lightning”
also, i spent a good portion of my day playing tic tac toe, or “tattoo-toe” as one of my little dudes said. when it was his opponent’s turn, that same little guy kept saying, “oh you not gon’ get...
February 2012
54 posts
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true life:
my dog is afraid of beyonce tunes.
i haven't laughed this hard in a long time.
hearing my mom fart through the walls. I’M SORRY BUT IT IS FUNNY.
Listening to my parents talk to the dogs and wonder when cash cab will resurface. Trying to will myself to not throw up and put clothes on and convince them to get me hashbrowns and a bloody mary.
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kindergarten convo # trillion and one
just chatting it up with my girls when i ask them what they want to be when they grow up.
kate’s response: “an artist, a dog groomer and a mom. Actually, no. Not a mom. Mostly just a dog groomer. I really love dogs.”
after our little chat and craft time, my 6 year old columbian student (the one that’s you, alexandria) comes up to me and says, “i just love it when...
hey Wednesday. Tell your brother, Friday to come out of his hidey hole because you’re reallycramping my style you butthead.
Kindergarten konversation.
“I went to a ropes course this weekend but I couldn’t do the zip line because im scared of hypes”
It’s alright, buddy. Im scared of hypes too.
rowanherpty asked: oh i thought like a while back you were travelling around from place to place.... maybe i confused you with someone else :S
rowanherpty asked: do you have a home these days... or are you still a vagrant?
ukegotswag asked: thank you for the follow :D
Annoyed.
if we made plans to hang at 8 and I dont hear anything by 10, imma be in my jimjams watching diary of a mad, black woman.
lonely.
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i kid you not.
my uncle’s girlfriend had to go to the ER because her too tight of spanx were causing her to become hypertensive.
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Watchlet me tell you something bout my best friend… and also my pathetic life.
